The Loaded "Laftas"

What a wonderful night. I look like I've done I don't know what. Probably because I have done I don't know what.......... I'm all bruised and have cuts on my face, chest and legs, courtesy of horny hot dog Mr Mike Strutter, a.k.a Paul Kaye, the comedy genius who scooped an award for best TV personality last night. Best acceptance speech I ever heard, including the wonderful line "I'd like to thank Amy Winehouse for being such a bad advert for crack cocaine....she's bought the price right down.........."

Anyhoo, here's a link to a few pictures, should have some on the way over so look out, I'll be back after more sleep! XXXX