No antics from I tonight?? Only for Ian WRIGHT WRIGHT WRIGHT!!!!
Well, what a wonderful evening with my favourite Punk Rock Hero, Mr Paul Kaye, a.k.a. foul mouthed Super disgraceful horny hotdog Mr Mikey Strutter....
I tried to wimp out of doing the Double Club gig yesterday after suffering practically from sheer exhaustion from all the shenanigans of late, I just haven't stopped since my visit from my beautiful girlfriend Claire, followed by recording with the Naughty Nads down "sarf" London - heck it's a long way! No wonder you need a passport.... and then working on a promotional shoot all day yesterday. Top that with traipsing about following the Mighty Red Machine and trying to work on my own Musical endeavours inbetween and you get an EXTREMELY happy but tired little bunny! :-) It's all been loads of fun but my my I need a wee rest at some point before I fall....
Anyway, time to stop ranting and cut to the chase, as soon as I got home and laid down in the bath last night I thought, nah, I can't miss a Strutter show. Especially not when you know the greatest Arsenal legend of all time (Well the fight's between him and Thierry as at least I witnessed all of those glorious moments first hand) Mr Ian Wrightwrightwright!! Wow! I nearly exploded with excitement when we spoke but managed to hold it together for a stress relieving chat that left me happy in the knowledge that the man is as legendary a diamond as I could ever have wished for! Don't you hate it when you meet someone you really respect and they are a complete let down? Well, thankfully, that boy is just what he says on the tin, a LEGEND!
Anyway, enough swoooooning, I've been downloading his goals all morning when I am supposed to be working, enough already!! Back to the seriously important guest in hand, ;-), none other than Ms Paris Hilton was in attendance and witnessed our crazy set last night. I tried to get her up to dance but no, despite nasty rumours about Ms H's intelligence, she was definitely not dumb enough to have a go and get Struttered.... I think her expensive attire would not have benefitted from getting covered in blood and gunk....The interesting thing I noticed last night is as the gigs go on, the gap between the stage and the crowd is getting wider and wider, as people know what to expect! Boring!!
Ah, finally, I must go. Still hunting for a giant Jelly Baby suit. No one seems to be brave enough to attempt making me one and time is getting extremely tight now :-( Any reliable fancy dressmakers one of you may know of or anyone willing and creative fingered enough to have ago, PLEASE let me know as a matter of urgency!
Right. Inabit my Lovely ones. I'll be back.
