LUUUUURRRRVVVVVVVEE

Ok. So some of us are looking for it, some of us areoverdosing on it, pure hand in hand Koochie Coo can't be parted stylie BLEURRGH YOU LUCKY SODS, some of us have had it and lost it, some of aint quite sure what the little four letters quite mean, but the stuff is all around us and we can all enjoy it with a little thought. Even if you are going to be alone over the next few days, remember it's not so bad, a little bit 'o self lovin' never goes amiss now does it? SO. My tips for lonely lovers on Valentines day this year are DEFINITELY DO NOT go out for a meal or a drink because every sodding bugger else will be doing it all coupled up and you'll feel miserable and more lonely (unless of course a spot of Voyeurism or Masochism is your thing....)

Nah, stay in. Get some nice grub and some wine, watch a feel good, a' la Some Like It Hot or Centurions - 100 goals of Dennis Bergkamp, have a nice hot and oily bath, light some candles (come on boys, you know you Love 'em when you bother), and, here's a start to your soundtrack for the occasion sorted for FREE, courtesy of Amazon....

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001NTNJD2/

On that note, I'm off to get started. And if the bits I haven't added are dressing in ones finest negligee, silky stockings and fave Stilletoes, or swooning about in your birthday suit smugly enjoying what the rest of the effing world is missing, then so be it.... enjoy. Oh, and send me photos. No don't actually. HAhahahahah....inabit Love puppies, enjoy Ce Soir. MWAH! xxxx