Oh my dear Lord.

I just saw "I share my surname with a really crap band and look very much like a duck when I talk and cost an awful lot more money than a club ought to have paid for my skills" yes you must have guessed already, 30 big ones United boy Rio Ferdinand talking on the TV. (MIAAAOOOW!) About playing for England. Blimey! What a nightmare. He really does come across as a rather simple individual. Bless his cotton Football socks. He'd do wonders as a confirmation advert for the "Footballers are all thick" believers I would normally sniff at.... :-D