It's a dri - i - i - ive in Saturday, wooohoo woohooo

Ahhhhhh for crying out LOUD!!!! Aladin Sane is parked neatly next to Low on my close to the stereo can't live without it nearby shelf and what do I find???? Empty shells man. Oh, what a misery.... SHE'S UNCERTAIN IF SHE LIKES HIM, BUT SHE KNOWS SHE REALLY LOVES HIM, IT'S A CRASH COURSE FOR THE RAVERS gotgotdooooaaahhhhhh it's a drive in SATURDAY.....

Ahhhh. If there ever was a Saturday morning more ripe for that tune damn it. I would switch my radio on but I'm frightened the playlists will be full of "Your face is like a lemon bitter" posh chicks pretending to be street like. That would upset me. OH! Hang on! What am I thinking of - it's Jonny Ross on Saturday! He's my best hope in hell! Right. Radio 2 it is. Jonathon Ross please please rescue me....

Right. There goes. I sent a grovelling email. Who knows. When I switched on they were playing Tom Jones Delilah and now we are on the Beastie Boys - one of my LEAST favourite bands of all time - whingeing spoilt white American muppets in my opinion, so, not a great start, but who knows....the day could improve drastically. Worst case scenario is I go out and by it again. I'm a bit out of date, I know, but I still don't have Itunes. I can't be arsed with it. You had to download some crappy player and I just didn't want to so I order off other websites. Having said that, I really hate the lack of quality you get off music online. I like the real CD or record myself.

Right, that's it. I give up. Jonathan has'nt made an emergency save on the show so I'm off on a mission down the belly to see if Rough Trade have a copy for this lickle emergency..

Inabit you fabulous lot....hope I come back victorious....