Morning people. Well, afternoon actually.... but, hey, we is Rock and Roll girls and boys, innit? No. You're probably sitting at a desk somewhere in a tidy office thinking - you smug lucky fucking bitch - ;-) Excuse my language, but I'm currently listening to Busta Rhymes and every second word is Fucking and every first is nigger and it's really rather catchy. (Sorry Mam) Fetching little aggro bastard he is, Mr Rhymes. I can't quite believe that other geezeer went massive when this guy is so good. Forget his name I do. Bar Eminem who's me complete all time favourite rapper in the world, totally the best and don't try and argue - top of the list for a duet ( - I'm not quite sure they call them that - ) I do like BR about the best. He sounds suitably nutty which pleases me just fine. I got you all in check is on now WOOOHA WOOOOOOHA! Ah, now I wish the Bass was here - it's in the studio! Damn.

Ah, quick tigger round the front room does me good but I'm back. The tough persuit of entertaining ones self knowing I should be sunning it out in Majorca right now. Gutted! Oh, p.s. all, I know some of you hate him, but if you can stomach Russell Brand - he's kinda grown on me after dissing an A&R man whilst sticking up for me - cutie - Paul is going to be on his show tonight. I think it's about ten oclock or something. If you can't watch it because you are out partying then I have one question for you. WHY ARENT I INVITED you mofo!!???? Answers on my desk by 6pm or I'll bump you off me imaginary Christmas list....

Inabit me lovelies.... I'm off to hang out with me new supermate Kenny. More about that later.... Ooooh Busta just said something that sounded like Kiria. Aaaaaah bless him.

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