LIVERPOOL

European Capital of "Culture" 2008 eh? Somebody tells me this morning they are trying to rid THE biggest Banksy (www.banksy.co.uk) - blinding chap indeed.. not only is the painting I am sure rather spesh as they all are, but it's probably one of the biggest Cultural and Tourist draws the city could wish for these days. Kinda says it all really....

I have only been to Liverpool twice, once to see a band play and once for a photo shoot. Seeing as I can't remember the band's name, nor much else about the trip, and it's one of the few away games I have'nt got my Gooner ass up to yet - (wicked home fans) I can't say I know Liverpool very well at all, apart from that I never wish to spend another Saturday night up there again. When I did a shoot up there there I ended up being dragged round the city on a night out which was not dissimilar to a splendidly vile Saturday evening on Watford high street - which if you have not done I don't suggest you go and do, unless of course the sight of numerous Vicky Pollard's puking up and wabbling into taxis with pink shirted, feeble highlighted mowhawk sporting horny chav lads floats your boat - hey - I judge you not - each to their own and all that.... :-)

Cor, my big sister dragged me out there one night and I was not in the least bit impressed. Right. Not much news this morning other than OOOOHHHH LAA LAAAAA did you see Flamini's goal last night for the Arse? Rather special that lad is, mmmmmmmmmm good boy good boy. Oops, I'm sounding rather pervy here I better head off out. Off to do more shots today and recording at Panic tomorrow so I'm all excited to be getting back into the swing of things again. Yiipppeeeeee. AND if I can work out a sweet enough ransom fee I think I may have bagged myself a nice pair of red rubber wellies with white laces. I know I don't do flats as a rule but sometimes it rains and you have to walk alot, sometimes....

Soon me preciousssssssses au revoir XXXX