Question for William Gallas?
Yeah Arsene, actually, seeing as you asked this morning in your mail out, I think I may well just possibly have a question for that overrated rejected piece of dirty Chelsea gob shite.... what the F*** are you doing mouthing off YET again about my wonderful club that are flying extremely high at the moment - no thanks to you - you, our team "captain" who ain't proved yourself yet (hence I add "yet" to try a little positivity here) in the slightest and spent most of this season on the flipping injury bench. Eh? Who asked you to comment and get all moody on our Arses?
Ahhhhh, so good morning y'all! Well - something had to ruffle the feathers of this otherwise silky smooth swan as I've been gliding about basking in the eternal sunshine with my chin up high and a huge beaming boat for what feels like far too long to be fair now. I'm so damned happy. And fingers crossed it shall stay that way. I pray nobody is having a real shit run and reading this as I could imagine if I was I might want to come and punch me really hard right now for sounding and looking so downright smug. Luckily for me - paranoia creeping in here! - I should be safe til the gig tomorrow night as I at last have got the worst of things organised and so don't have too much to do. I am now just looking forward to the best bit, the terrifying but strangely electrifying adrenalin rush that hits you in the face about half an hour before you go on and play. Funny, now I mention that, I remember that at the Arsenal home game against Sparta Prague on Tuesday - in which we scored a mega SEVEN goals - I know, I know you know, but please, just let me say it again.... a friend I see regularly at the games came up and asked me what I'd .taken. Not being a drug taker I thought that was really strange but then I realised that I actually was just totally hyper - out of my head on happiness.... Woohoooo! Ti's weird because I woke with a really special exciting feeling in my body - mind out of gutter please - which lasted me all day long. It's not often you wake up and you just KNOW about the outcome of a football game, but I did and the boys did not disappoint in a real show stopping display of football at it's very finest.
Right, stop warbling woman. Me bro just rang and was ranting on about finally getting his mitts on a (Star Wars) light sabre which I desperately wanted when I very first heard about them being made but completely forgot about til now, so I'm seriously thinking of flying out to get one. Princess Leia was one of my first and most favourite heroines so I'm going to be her and I've got me Skywalker all sorted so I just can't wait. Right enough inane babbling for now, I have to get serious and enquire about these tools as the jealousy is becoming too much to bear. Inabit. XXXX
Oh - I had a wee problem with the mailing lists which I'm sorry about, but if anyone is coming down to the gig would like an email flyer to print themselves, please let me know on kiria@kiria.co.uk - not t'other one. and I'll sort ya out! Mwah! xxxx