Dating nightmares.

This one is brilliant. My sister told me it and before you ask it didn't actually happen to her, it was someone else. This girl fancied this guy for ages and finally managed to get it together with him and went back to his flat for a fantastic night of passion.. Oooh that sounds do old fashioned I like it. Anyway, she woke in the morning and he was sleeping like a baby. She had to be at work early so intended to leave a note and slip out without waking him. Being desperate for a poo she used his bathroom first. She had said poo which unfortunately turned out to be a floater, so rather than embarressingly leave it there, she imaginatively got a plastic carrier bag and scooped the poo into it, intending to take and dispose of it outside. She wrote him a cute note thanking him for the evening with her number at the bottom before leaving the building and heading off for work. On arrival there she suddenly realised that she had left the bag of goods next to the note....

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Bad luck chick - but most amusing! :-D