Communication breakdown, it drives me insane!
Yesterday man. Yesterday my magic fingers didn't damn well work. Everything I touched broke. SO, I had no pc and not only messed up some work I was in the middle of but also managed to throw a drink over my phone and lose all the numbers and info on it. I do hope the poor boy at Orange isn't reading this as I worked mighty hard to convince him it was their fault and give me a freebie. :-O
So, all you b***ards I don't ever answer the phone to can now ring and catch me off guard. Only kidding - but do be a doll and text me if you can as I have nuffink and don't fancy answering to any dreaded record labels or people wanting money and tings. Perfect timing to be a lickle lazy lion and slope off to the country for a few days as I can't ring any work contacts! So, it's off to Anglesea for me soon on a terribly exciting Bonnie and Clyde style adventure. Although an enticing thought I shall try not to shoot anyone just before my long awaited record release - best wait til sales are flagging.
Port Merrion is somewhere I have always wanted to go to - you know - "I am not a number, I am a free man?" If you don't then do. Check it out. The village they filmed it in. The Prisoner is wicked. I'm so excited that I'm sorely tempted to take my own giant rubber ball and roll it around the place but mine is silver and says "Reebok" so it might look a bit crap - think I best leave it.
Oh yeah, another thing - you know that car below - the little pink babe? Well, I want one of those for the trip so can anybody fix me up with a loan? She'll be treated like the queen and returned by Monday so should you happen to have one lying around or have a fine and dandy alternative then please get in touch via info@kiria.co.uk Please, please, puuuurrrrllleeeeeeeeease, it's for Rock and Roll history and you only live once.....
Oh, that's a point, our very own Bass Goddess has kindly offered to drive it back to you in the nude on Monday morning...........................................................................
*Please don't kill me Taylor, it's all for a good cause
