Erm,

Now, I am sorry, as I honestly do not sit here in working hours surfing the net for images of scantily clad people such as last night's winning goal scorer Freddie Ljungberg - there is my reasoning, ok? BUT, whilst looking this afternoon came across one image that quite honestly ought to carry a health warning. One I would perhaps expect to find emblazoning the pages of a top shelf magazine....So, purrrlease, nobody must ever dare suggest again that any of my photographs are even slightly too raunchy for a musician's website. Next time they do, please reference above photograph.

Has it been doctored? Are those pants or are they not pulled down at the back?? Cor blimey, on close inspection I just can't quite beleive my eyes. Shocking stuff. What has this country come to? Taylor, anybody, help!