Debenhams....styling the nation....
Thank f*** I don't pay much attention to any old emails that land in my bin. If I did I'd be a dowdy old viagra addicted stock investor by now. New track today folks. You'll like this one because it's naughty. Not rude naughty cheeky naughty. It's got the beautiful phrase "fuck off and die" as an opening line so you get the picture....
Thankyou Sir Avenell for the photos of my boys with the queen. I won't give her the priviledge of appearing on kiria.co.uk but it's a funny set of photos. Shame she got her mitts on 'em but there we go. I always fancied visiting the queen. Only so I could nick summit from the palace to then photograph it for inside a record sleeve. Either that or perhaps a quickie on royal turf or something equally exciting. Not with her you understand....
Busy me today, tying up loose ends before I hit grand old Nice on Monday. Before a wee trip to old Monaco in search of an 87 year old investor for my Greatest Tits record. Nah, just kidding, I'm actually shooting out there. Shooting my mouth off. Nope, wrong again I'm out there to look wonderful. Which I'm working on. Been a little rough I have to say after a four day bender with the Lovely Mancs. With any luck I'll get time to wander along to the Lovely Cannes again for a stroll down the croisette in my favourite hotpants. Last time it caused a bit of trouble which was a thrill so pray for sunny weather....I'd hate to let anybody down. No Brits abroad behaviour from this house - I'm going all stylish. Hhahaha. I'll be watching the Champions League bash against PSV in my room or in a nearby bar so good luck to the precious boys.... and of course against Blackburn tomorrow at home.
- Love love love love love love love. Byebye. baah baah
