Aye aye me hearties!!

Well shiver me timbers....

It's me. It is me but this morning I woke up and I was a pirate. Yep, for a good few hours I was. I did think about popping out to start a fire at the queen's gaff but remembered that it wasn't a hangable offence anymore so the excitement waned and I stayed in, got an eye bath and managed to prize my sticky eye open. I can just about see now but my eyes are rather sore, red and slightly oozey. "Like two pissholes in the snow" as Frank McCourt so eloquently described his. Ooh the glamour.

Inabit! XXXX