Mis-spent youth????

The only thing mis-spent in my youth was a flippin fair few quid I wasted on copies of the NME. FUCK! Did it die a death a few years ago when it went all Moz condemning Camdenite skinny jeans and tank tops for boys with floppy fringes up it's bottom or was it always shite?

 Don't ask me, COS I DONT KNOW! But what I do know is that I picked up a "NEW LOOK" NME a couple of days ago (very same I think they were giving away free according to my junk mail inbox) and it made me sick to the bone from cover to cover. WAsn't really fit to (for want of a better phrase) wipe your willy on.

The bit that REALLY got my knockers in a twist was the part by Kate fucking Nash, yeah, you heard me right, that squawky Lilly Alien-a-like "I wish I was a poor kid cos the accent's cool" that said the ever so offensive line about your "face being like a lemon". Well, Kate. Yeah, that's me. My face is like a f***ing lemon and I am bitter. And all because I gather from reading your "article" in said rag that you have apparently decided to move in a "Punk direction", a'la Ms Christina Uglyera.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

DO YOU PEOPLE NOT REALISE that "PUNK" is not something you can pay for? It's not a sound you produce in an expensive studio because your record label thinks it's going to be fashionable and therefore it might be good for you to move that way to catch a trend?. You make me sick. I can't believe I am even wasting precious time and energy mentioning this, I really can't, but I had to. Fuck the fucking lot of you. And Kate, a tip, open your mouth when you sing, you'll sound less like Duffy.

Night night! x