I would hate to take the emphasis off my snowman competition....

....but the advert I saw this morning is took the biscuit, and just goes to show what dire straights, or, to put it bluntly, how full of shit the music industry has become. Forget searching for real exciting talent, oooooh no, this is what UK Warner Music are looking for to give the general public. Unfortunately, this advert is not a joke, and NO, I will not be entering!

We are looking for a headshot of you sitting down on a toilet filming yourself having a poo. Warner Music is producing a massive viral campaign and is looking for you to star in it. We are creating a video that will eventually have millions of hits world wide and needs your face to make it happen.We are looking for anyone (18+) to submit a video of themselves.

But this is no ordinary video, what we are looking for is a headshot of you sitting down on a toilet filming yourself having a poo: The strain, the struggle and the relief. Doesn't matter if you take five seconds or half an hour, we want to see it! Please apply now to take part or for more information.

Location: All regions, United Kingdom
Participants; Any gender, aged 18 to 99

We are not looking for any nudity, men with their tops off will be OK, however we wouldn't want any females going topless nor would we want anyone going full frontal. A head shot is all we are looking for.

Location : All regions, United Kindom

Participants ; Any gender, Aged 18 to 99