ONE HUNDRED MILLION POUNDS??!!

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By Boy George that's a shocker. In case you haven't yet heard, One Hundred huge fat massive I never know how many nought's is the reported fee offered by Man City for flirty little Kaka. (Ricardo summit summit summit Santos summit....hence the shitty name.) Surely no player is worth that? 230G a week ain't bad though for a little one - although I hope he's bracing himself for the big lads in the Prem as they'll knock him about a bit. Football has gone crazier than ever. It really has. I guess it's nice to see some aren't phased by the credit crunch....

So, it's me again. Back is I. Oh, stop it woman, enough Yoda.... Had pretty much the week from hell but somehow seem to still be standing, and smiling, because I shall not fall damn it, no matter what is thrown in my path. I is well 'ard. And that's all you need to know today :-)

The gig last week with Mikey was fabulous, lots and lots of fun. The little dirty diamond was on top form, and graced the stage wheelchair bound with a broken leg - a real one, I swear, rubber clad nurse on hand before proceeding to create delightful havoc and causing the management to get extremely upset. Fabulous, job done I say. Thank Heavens Punk Rock is alive and kicking in Mike Strutter world, for in a land without him we'd be all taxed, waxed, X FactorBigBrotherSimonCowellLilly Alien'ed up to the eyeballs and we'd be all feel sick every single day. All hail MIKE STRUTTER!

On this triumphant note, I abscond and take refuge in my silken boudoir for tea and film time. Inabit..

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