Hey, it's the elephant girl. POTATOOOOESSSS....

Good morning Lovers. I am seriously unwell I tell you. Big time bad. And guess what. It aint the flu. And no, I do not have a wierd std! It's me sinusitus being a real hard bitch. After being refused any kind of explanation or treatment from anywhere over the weeknd, I came to desperation point and self diagnosed via the internet. Dangerous, I know, but I'm distraut now. I have an appointment at last at the E.N.T. tomorrow. I've been waiting months, so it's unfortunate the s*** finally decided to hit the fan just before. But this last week has felt like a year. I'm seriously starting to resemble something that's been abused and abandoned by it's owner and sits shivering in a pen at Battersea Dog's home. I have migraine symptoms constantly in my face and behind my eyes. I'll nip this description in the bud before I get to the blood point because you really don't need to know that much detail. For anyone who might think I am attractive's sake - I really don't want to shatter any visions..... :-D. All you need know is, it's bad. And I am feeling seriously sorry for myself.........

Hopefully the ENT doctor will have sympathy tomorrow and take me in as I just don't want to be alone and poorly like this for any longer. I feel like going down there and waiting wide eyed and hopeless looking on the porch. Anoher 24 hours of this just seems a ruthless blow from someone or somewhere who has it in for me.. It's certainly not Karma because I've been a really good girl for ages and ages. Honestly. I know I got Lulu put to sleep, but I had to. She was really starving to death. I never would have done that unless I thought there was no chance of her getting well again.

Another thing that is really doing my head in is that since Iv'e been down it aint all that's come along and had a go. I have also recieved eleven mosquito bites which provoke an allergic reaction in me. Thanks you little buggers, thanks alot. Even some light relief catching rays in the garden brings me trouble - my neighbour now says he is going to kill the f***ing b**** next door if it's the last thing he ever does. Ti's I. I am the lucky girl that hath created a monster. Why? And why me? I have no idea. Probably for the same, unknown reason that most idiots and bullies take a dislike to me, because I appear to provoke nothing less than a severe reaction in everybody I meet. Because I do my gardening in a bikini top and Arsenal shorts? No, he's a heterosexual Gooner. It's because I am woman. Even more unsettling..... I am "white woman". That's the usual source of his complaints. It's all too much for an little angry caveman. Ahhhhh. Bless.

So. How's it going in the world outside my snotty palace? Any good news? Any funny jokes? Go on, try and put a smile on my face, I dares ya....................

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