What have we got for entertainment?

Cops kicking gypsies on the pavement!! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!! For FUCK's sake!!!! I can't get away from it all!

I guess I might live in my own world a little.... well, perhaps more like alot....and I sure don't think I'm the only one. But even that - (believe it or no those of you who see me as a lady of leisure ;-) - takes a fair amount of the old 'ard work. Avoiding people, avoiding news broadcasts that can send you into the ground if watched at the wrong time - tabloid newspaper headlines, mundane television shows, radio shows, music reviews, rarely answering the telephone to anyone whilst trying to conduct a relatively normal life and run your own cunning plan for world domination just AINT easy.

So imagine my shock when I reach for the washing up liquid this morning - yeah - so I was on a domestic for a minute - it WAS only one - and what do I see?? A flipping advert saying "WIN a celebrity HAND print". I kid you not - a celebrity F'ing bloody hand print up for grabs.... woohooo! What a pile of crap. Unreal. What the hell would you want with that? What a bloody misery it can be living in the now. Blur hit the nail bang on the big ugly head with that great record of theirs. Modern life is indeed Rubbish most of the time. Best I can do for myself is write and construct my own, somewhat indulgent fantasy life. Nigh - on every time I step outside that little nest of pretty things and art and music that turns me on and keeps me sane, I either open a bill from a company thats trying to mug me off or bump into some thing or some person or some landmark or another that annoys or disturbs me in some way. Yeah, maybe I am sensitive. Maybe too sensitive? Maybe. But some of the stuff that goes on in the world has got to be a big fat joke no? Yeah, we got wars and murderers and peaodophiles or however you spell em and money issues, religious nuts and stresses of many many sorts to deal with, but, man, some of the shit they throw at you to top of it all - in the name of entertainment which is supposed to deliver releif from the misery is utterly depressing.

On a lighter note, rather than concentrate on the miserable connotations that could come from a whine about this morning's discovery, you can rest assured it would probably be not alot more serious if I were in charge. If I were an "celebrity" GOD that word smells of hideousness! - I might probably try and sell you something similarly odd. More likely a print of my two breasts, which rest assured would be delivered with a cheeky grin and a wink as I'd have a right good laugh doing it.

Fuck em all I say! Onwards and upwards and all that. I'm off to see a new website about yours truly and the band which is due to go live soon hopefully. Will keep you posted and be back soon. MWAHHHH!