Saturday avo

Greetings from the wild wild west. It's Blondie here.

That's it mate. I'm bored of the lack of glamour round these parts. I'm heading off on horseback for a bit of bodice ripping gunslinging action. Iv'e decided I want to live in a western for a bit. I love them I do and I'm so sick of my neaighbours and I want space. Plenty in the desert and I can have a bit of land. I might have to buy some and build a kind of film set as there probably isn't much of a wild west left. My wicked plan is to open a saloon with the mighty Taylor as my exotic sidekick. Ennio Morriccone shall provide the soundtrack (of course), Robby, Adie and Ed can prop up the bar in their time off from looting and shooting people. And I'm going to ride round the local villages taunting local unsuspecting cowboys who I shall lure back to the saloon before suffocating them with my deadly weapons. It's going to be wonderful. I'm off to plan our costumes now. After washing up. Back soon. XXXX