Life is a Cabaret.
well, mine is.
I popped on to do what I have been meaning to do in a long long time and that is start a "quote of the week" thingymagiggy. Funnily enough my pal Unity has pretty much coined most of the last year's worth being Ms Fabulous herself.... Last week's update which never got written up was "I'm going to wear tights tonight, I'm not taking any chances" It's a pretty much close second to "If I were a Lezzie" which I posted before.
I went out last night. To see the "stage" version of Cabaret. I was rather dissaproving of not only 95% of the entire show (too many "darlings" trying hard to be outrageous) - I'm oldfashioned and like the real thing but in particular the chosen Sally Bowles. Luckily for most I saved my rendition of "It Should Have Been Me" for a private showing. Well, not so private as I was kindly asked to leave the establishment that had the priviledge of my company afterwards. Thank the dear Lord my record is not due out just yet, the news of the screws would have had not just a field day but a whole damn book's worth of things to hang me with from last night. My favourite moment must have been my impression of a glitter ball. - Wear gold sequin attire and curl up into a ball for full effect. I'm off out now. Out with my delighful French fancy friend Claire who is in London and taking me to see the Cirque De Soleil! I'm so excited. I can't sit down properly at the moment, at least not without a scream as I have a sore thing going on. It's not my bottom it's very much nearly my bottom it's the bottom of my spine which has gone all Pete Tong somewhere there and I'm a tad worried. So even if it's the best thing I have ever seen I shall quite possibly be grimacing my way through the performance. Looking forward to sleeping tonight I can tell ya. Lying flat is the way forward for me just now. Hope thee be well good luck Arsenal I Love ya but am gonna have to miss ya! Shocking I know but hey, last time I missed a match we killed the opposition so you never know....
Adeui honeybuns! XXXX
