Good
afternoon Ladies and t'others. I recovered finally from my visit to the pits of
hell, where I was subjected to the ordeal of having a crazed sadomasochist lose
in my mouth with a pair of pliers. Not only did he rip out my one and only
remaining nugget of wisdom but I paid handsomely for the privilege.. Altogether
very strange behaviour, but anyway, a gallon of brandy and a bucket of
painkillers later, things in le gob at last seem to have settled down and I am
back to work and play!

I
spent a wonderful night in Heaven on saturday night with the beautiful Claire,
my bonnie Dorset playmate....one of the few clubs in London where I consistently
have a great time and always let
my hair down in style.
Queens always know how to party and treat Princesses so we danced our little
shoes off 'til 5am and floated home on cloud nine hundred..

I did a
photo shoot with a new photographer, the wonderful Paul Morgan on Monday. It was
a little different and I had a great team for the day so we had lots of fun and
I shall be updating the look of this website when I have the photographs..

              

                                                 
bit o slap on....                                                   
dressing the dolly....

Highbury
tonight though, Real Madrid here we come! I'm going looking exceptionally horny
tonight to gee the lads on....lets hope I'll be this happy when I write my next
update, COME ON YOU REDS!!!!