The grumpy Gooner.

Right. Come on Arsenal fans. And anybody
else who fancies helping....its a worthy cause! Maybe even some of the dirty
blues? we'll happily take stolen roubles for this cause! It's time the boy left.

 

I have been complaining since the
beginning of last season and the tail end of the one before about this subject.
Arsene Wenger seems unable to take my calls on the subject and it's beginning to
drag on now. My nerves are so got on they are nearly squashed flat.

 

Yeah, you know
who I am talking about. Pip
squeak.

Mr
far too many people have dubbed me the "best left back in the world" for me to
have retained any common sense or style.

Mr I
am too good and far too big for the best club in England.

Mr I
would rather project my inane grin from the cover pages of hello magazine than
on the Arsenal programme.

 Mr
if I walk past a newsagent and see him and grinning pleb sidekick on the cover
of some dire celebrity gossip rag again I'll have to scream.

Mr
terrible shame he hasn't left for a more SUITABLE
ESTABLISHMENT (the colour should be enough of a
clue) for his type.

 

You guessed it. ~MR
Ashley ashleyashleyashley Cole.
Yep. Lets have a whipround. If I had the money I'd pay up myself to see the back
of him. I wonder if every Gooner in the country gave a few quid if it would be
enough. The boy's been whinging for far too long now for me to feel any less
than horribly disturbed by his ever lingering presence.

 

Please go. Preferably to
CFC. (also
known as a horrid chlorine gas which causes depletion of atmospheric ozone) Lets
be done with it.

 

Well. Some pre gig steam has been emptied,
phew!

 See you tonight for a whip round
and a drink.

Anyone going from west to Highbury tomorrow??
I might need carrying I am very tired!

XXXX