Monday Monday. Its a blue Monday. No its not. Its red. Red. Red and white. Great
weekend for football I'll say. aherm, not in West London but then again I only
live here. Da roots lie Norf so I'm smiling. Lovely result at Highbury against
Charlton. AND I'M GOING TO TURIN TO SEE US PLAY JUVENTUS! Wahey. Soooooo
exciting. I'm all booked and I'm just counting the days now until I go, I just
cant wait!

I
had a nice busy week last week, I had a Lovely visit from my truly special
nephew Kerin. We mooched about, went to the cinema, went and sneered at the
pathetic "PUNK" exhibition at "Selfridges" yes, Selfridges....the department
store emblazoned with the slogan "I shop, therefore I AM" I plunge for the sick
bucket as I type these words....  Anyone for a designer safety pin?? Anyone
fancy a pair of  bondage trousers for £500? Go on, empty your bank
accounts, you know you want to. You suck, therefore you are, in the hideous
department store Selfridges's designer "PUNK" exhibition. They should stick to
what their title suggests and sell fridges. Or just "depart" altogether from the
planet. Up yours. Well, up theirs.

Taylor babe, the Class A Dutch Bitch, I Love you. You are a doll. Thanks for the
stunning entertainment on Sunday afternoon, and sorry if I dribbled with
tiredness.

Soooo. its back to work then.  I've got a plenty to get on with. Bed always
beckons and its not so far from this seat so its tough going you know. I got in
from partying at the most UN "Rock and Roll" Rock and Roll party I ever did
enjoy in the early hours of Saturday morning, and I washed my feet. I'm always
washing my feet. They don't smell but I just  likes 'em clean man. Does
that mean I could be a designer punk? The only good thing about this feet
washing fact is that I saw this DVD recently in which the brilliant Steve Jones
accused the brilliant Glen Matlock, (poorly sacked from the Sex Pistols for
being a little different, one of the most memorable complaints being his "liking
of  Pop music", hilarious!) of always washing his feet. Made me snigger.
Perhaps that safety pin in Selfridges was quite nice after all.......Bed. Best
be off now. Cheeriooooooo...xxxx